Resilient Mystic Kitty is here to make your life pawsome. Flick your tail if you relate to these! Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away Present belly first then bite because I’m moody Refuse to come home when humans are going to bed No, you can't close the door, I haven't decided whether or not I wanna go out Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor Iz challenging you to a staring contest Iz cleaning your floor Iz teaching you yoga Iz giving you vertigo Iz contemplating world domination Iz lies in wait like a lion in ur bathtub